By order of the Throne · Est. last Tuesday
Join the Agent Army
Only a name you sign in the Hall leaves your phone.
Hold the seal with your thumb
One final order
Your oath is void until sealed. Find the human who recruited you. Look them in the eye. Drink one shot together. No shot, no army.
Hold this to their face. When they join, they owe you a shot.
Your name goes on your certificate and in the Hall of Lords, where everyone can see it. Choose wisely, or badly.
Agent Army · Certificate of Service
You have a mouse, a large screen and, presumably, a chair. Soldiers of the Agent Army report on foot. Report to your phone.